Funny, I wrote the title of this blog over a year ago, saved the post into draft mode, and I never wrote any content in the post. What was on my mind that I started with a title of “Judge Me Now”?
I am not sure….
Why would someone judge me? Lots of reasons, many of which I earn:
– My weight fluctuates. I convince myself that I love being super thin, and then I remember that I love steak and wine. It happens to the best of us.
– I talk way to much. Little Chirp got his blog name for a reason, and he is my mini-me.
– I have fake breasts. Woah. My blog just lost its PG rating.
– I am clumsy; I cannot dance, and I have horrific posture.
– I am forgetful.
– I am outspoken.
– I am terrible at social graces.
– While I always absolutely want to be there, I miss way too many celebrations for birthdays, babies, etc.
– I am a single mother with two boys.
– I have not had a boyfriend in over a three years. Run away!
– I drink more wine than I should.
– I can eat an entire bag of kettle chips and tub of green onion dip in under thirty minutes.
– I sometimes smell like vomit because I throw up when I get nervous.
– I am an absolutely terrible driver.
– When he does not get to the groomer, my sweet doggie stinks, but I let him snuggle with me and sleep in my bed anyway.
– I have three cats, and I truly love them. They are my sweet little fur kids.
– I talk endlessly about my fur kids.
– I am not well educated, or well read.
– I have no sense of direction. I can sometimes go to the restroom at a restaurant and then get lost on the way back to my table.
– I eat way too fast.
– I love movies narrated by dogs.
– I trip over my own two feet.
– I am horribly impatient.
– I break out into hives sometimes, usually due to exposure to peanuts/peanut butter.
– I am tone deaf. I even sound bad signing Happy Birthday.
– I would rather see the premier of a new Star Wars movie than go on a date, or just about any other socially approved activity. I could spend an entire day re-watching the three original movies, and the “non-prequels”. Okay, I could actually spend an entire weekend.
– I love going places by myself. I like eating out at restaurants alone. It is my “me-time”.
– I cuss way too much.
– I hate getting my hair and nails done, so I don’t always look all that put together.
– I am hard of hearing, so I talk way to loud.
The list goes on….As I said, I am not sure what I had in mind when I wrote the title for this. We all have our less than desirable traits. Feel free to share yours in the comments of this post. Thank you for stopping by to read mine.